by T. H. Watts
They came from the deep to demand their due: total dominion over land and sea. Fish they were, and men they were too. Majestic, in a way. Stupid, in another. But sometimes the stupidest things reveal the deepest truths—and so it was… with Fishmen. A prophecy they had, which quickly failed—leaving them at the mercy of Gary Graves. Cameraman. Opportunist. Delusional Optimist. Drowning in ambition. Yearning to be seen. Together, they went viral. Then they went corporate. Then they went too damn far, launching a seafood delivery app capable of disrupting the entire ecosystem. Fish Direct™ was born. And yes, they delivered. ⚠️ WARNING!This book contains: Profanity (excessive and unnecessary)Inanity (elongated for your pleasure)Humanity (in small doses)Fishmanity (in large doses) A manatee (hard to miss)Sean Hannity (REDACTED) Hilarity (questionable at best)And one crown-approved hermit
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|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lemon Activated Prophecy | 0 |
| 2 | An Unholy Alliance | 0 |
| 3 | The Fishcatcher | 0 |
| 4 | The Strategic Rebrand | 0 |
| 5 | Let Me Cook! | 0 |
| 6 |
| The Citizen Kane of Pranks |
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| 7 | Fishmen - Fact or Fiction | 0 |
| 8 | Jim "The Money" Devereaux | 0 |
| 9 | The Bro You Got Roasted Experience | 0 |
| 10 | Filet-O-Failure | 0 |
| 11 | The Kraken's Embrace | 0 |
| 12 | The Powers That Be | 0 |
| 13 | Better The Gary You Know, Than The Rogan You Don’t! | 0 |
| 14 | Even Madder Cow Disease | 0 |
| 15 | With Great Power Comes Zero Responsibility | 0 |
| 16 | The Price of Fish | 0 |
| 17 | An Offer He Can't Refuse | 0 |
| 18 | His Royal Highness (Ruler of the Two Dollar Store) | 0 |
| 19 | Move Fast and Get Stuck in Paperwork | 0 |
| 20 | The Hermit Clause | 0 |
| 21 | A Crown-Approved Hermit | 0 |
| 22 | A Royal Welcome | 0 |
| 23 | Stone Cold Progress | 0 |
| 24 | A Slap in the Face with a Cold Fish | 0 |
| 25 | The 100-School Rule | 0 |
| 26 | Seafood with Enthusiastic Consent | 0 |
| 27 | From Meme to Market Share | 0 |
| 28 | Of Cows and Fish | 0 |
| 29 | Sir Gary Graves, A New Hope? | 0 |
| 30 | A Knighthood to Remember | 0 |
| 31 | A Lloyd for a Lloyd | 0 |
| 32 | The Happy Harvesting Guide | 0 |
| 33 | Fish Di-Wrecked | 0 |
| 34 | The Ode to Insanity | 0 |
| 35 | The Fishman Protocol | 0 |
| 36 | Mano a Fishmano | 0 |
| 37 | Flööd’s Folly | 0 |
| 38 | Composer's Note - Flööd’s Folly in C Minor | 0 |
| 39 | Excerpt from Total Dominance: The Three Keys to Succeeding in Business | 0 |
| 40 | An Artfully Selected Passage from The Code Duello (1801) | 0 |
| 41 | Fishin' Impossible | 0 |
| 42 | Three Cheers for the Whale | 0 |
| 43 | Two Titanics Long, Three in Girth | 0 |
| 44 | The Most Ill-Advised Cannon of All | 0 |
| 45 | The Global Takeover Palette | 0 |
| 46 | Hackers, Whales and Ray-Bans | 0 |
| 47 | The End of a Golden Era | 0 |
| 48 | A System Breached. A Sandwich Enjoyed. | 0 |
| 49 | The Local Arcane Network (LAN) | 0 |
| 50 | Buy. Bleed. Believe. | 0 |
| 51 | A Disturbance in the Fishman Force™ | 0 |
| 52 | In Squid We Trust | 0 |
| 53 | The Invertebrate Solution | 0 |
| 54 | Leaked Page from The Fish Direct™ Intern Recruitment Manual | 0 |
| 55 | The Syringe and the Cymbal - A Reckoning | 0 |
| 56 | The Archive of the Ocean | 0 |
| 57 | The Mandate to Rule | 0 |
| 58 | A Sprat Called Hope | 0 |
| 59 | The Money Shot | 0 |
| 60 | Long Live the ing | 0 |
| 61 | Leftovers | 0 |
| 62 | The Welcoming Committee | 0 |
